Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Yes, it's been awhile....

I'm sorry. Life gets in the way. Between kids, working 2 jobs, and trying to get sleep in periodically, it's been nuts.

Thank heaven for old friends. I now have a new story idea, and it's one I would never have considered or come up w/ left to my own devices. But the more I think about it, the more interesting it seems. Apparently, there are plenty of guys out there with these older woman fantasies. A friend's mom takes their virginity, they meet an older woman at a bar or at work... She's sexy, intelligent, and interested in them. And of course, being older, she's experienced and teaches them a few things along the way. So I think I'm going to try to get a story whipped out in the next day or two. We'll see what happens. :)

So what else is new.... If you like piercing jewelry, here's a nice site that was recently recommended as being afforable and high quality: Painful Pleasures

It's summer, and I know that these warm summer nights make you want to grab a blanket and your sweetie and head for the backyard. Take the time to hang mosquito netting or wear plenty of bug repellant. Trust me - you do NOT want mosquito bites on your naughty bits! And if you have motion detector lights, be sure to turn them off before things get hot and heavy, or your neighbors will get quite a show.

Today's product highlight is the Love Rocker. According to the website, key benefits include:

  • A gentle rocking motion that makes sex virtually effortless, so you can focus on feeling good.
  • Comfortable padded seat and leg rests
  • A sturdy frame that supports up to 500 lbs
  • Disassembles easily and is fully collapsible for compact storage when your inlaws visit

  • Like any good furniture, you can use it as a clothes rack when not used as intended.

Come on kids, doesn't this look like fun? Consider the possibilities! Ladies - no more holding your legs above your head for hours on end. Guys - no more sheet burns on your knees. And best of all, the kids can swing on it too! No more going to the park on hot afternoons!!

For the low price of $299.99 plus shipping ($35), there is nothing to mount in your ceiling, you don't have to be an acrobat to use it, and best of all, satisfaction is guaranteed for 30 days!! (Return shipping is free if you return w/in 30 days.) You have nothing to lose!

So on that happy note, kids, I'm going to get started on this story I need to write, and I'll check back in with y'all sooner or later. And if you buy the Love Rocker, be sure to post a comment here on how it works for you! Inquiring minds want to know!

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