Monday, February 18, 2008

It's a coffee table....it's a sex toy.....

Meet the Equus:

According to the website:

When not commissioned as a love lounge, Equus becomes a "kid safe" coffee table, bedside rest, massage table, workout bench or extra seating anywhere.


Available in two sizes to match the width of a standard queen or king-size bed, it also makes a handy "end of bed bench" to hold your clothes and other crap when you're not getting busy.

At $285.60 for the queen size, and $322 for the king, it's practically a bargain! (Not to mention the current sale - regular price is a whopping $460 for either size. At the sale price, you might as well buy two - one for the bedroom and one for the family room!)

Or, if you're feeling really flush, spring for the Black Label:

Whether you ride in or out of saddle Equus black label is a sporting event worth doing. Tricks like fancy roping, pole bending, bull riding, lassoing, trick riding, saddle broncing are now all easy to perform. Available in black microfiber with optional, playful restraints, blindfold, tethers, silk ties, and matching Equus Rest for both cradling and giving head.