Getting back into the swing of things

I've been a bad blogger. I neglected these little public diaries for almost a year, but since they haven't developed any sort of a following, I don't suppose anyone has missed me.

I did manage to get a few stories written in the past year, although under my new pseudonym, they're not getting as much traffic as I'd like. The "old me" had quite a following, but when I had to head underground, there was no way to notify my groupies. To them, I just disappeared, leaving only poetry behind. So I'm thinking perhaps I can use this blog to drum up some new readership and maybe get things going again. It's hard to write without a good fan base to write for.

On another note, I'm contemplating incorporating some new methods into a story. I was thinking about maybe a sex swing. (Click to see a video if you're over 18 and it's legal for you to do so.) Do you think enough readers would understand what it is that I could put it into a story without too much in the way of explanation? I think it raises all sorts of interesting questions - like, "Son, what is that and why is it hanging in your library?" - "Gee, mom, that's Susie's new exercise equipment. She's really getting a good workout every time she uses it." It could certainly create some interesting scenes, not to mention sensations (...you spin me 'round like a record baby...)

But then there's the Tantra Chair. For only $999 plus shipping, this too can be yours, designed to last a lifetime and to bring you pleasure like you've never experienced before. And I do have to say, if I didn't have a garage to fix and a billion other projects in this money pit I call home, I'd be tempted. Seriously seriously tempted. And it could certainly make for an interesting location in a story, don't you think?

But then I ran across this, in my quest for interesting sex furniture. It comes with a carrying case, so you can travel with it. (Yeah - like you're gonna get THAT through airport security! Although it does sort of resemble a luggage rack you'd find in a hotel room...) However, I'm wary of any site that can't spell "beginner" correctly.

That's enough for today, folks. If those links don't get your imagination going on this Freaky Friday, then you might want to check your pulse.

'Til next time....